Tuesday, March 1, 2011

THE MOST SEXIEST THING (Rating: MA!)


Boy:
Listen up boys
I gotta new joy
And this joy has wicked taste
She lets me inside
I give her a ride
She guides me down to her waist

She knows how to dance
Undoes my pants
Takes a chance on her knees
She knows how to come
And gets me undone
She's my fun and ecstasy

I know you like her body like I do
But can't you see, she came for me, not you?

Gang: (She's the most sexiest thing!)
Boy: She makes you all so jealous
Gang: (She's the most sexiest thing!)
Boy: When she hangs out with you fellas!
Gang:  (She's the most sexiest thing!)
Boy: She'll get your knickers in a knot!
Gang: (She's the most sexiest thing!)
Boy: You guys want what I got!

Boy:
She makes you covet, and you love it
How she makes you feel!
She makes you covet, and you love it
How she makes you feel!
She makes you covet, and you love it
How she makes you feel!
But it's me who get's this deal...

Girl:
Listen up girls
I gotta new world
And this world drives me insane
We both hit the floor
I'm gasping for more
I'm always calling his name

He treats me real good
So super smooth
I let him move his way down
He holds me right
I hold him tight
Day and night we go to town

I know you like his body like I do
But can't you see, he came for me, not you?

Gang: (He's the most sexiest thing!)
Girl: He makes you all so crazy
Gang: (He's the most sexiest thing!)
Girl: When he hangs out with you ladies!
Gang: (He's the most sexiest thing!)
Girl: He'll get your knickers in a knot!
Gang: (He's the most sexiest thing!)
Girl: You girls want what I got!

Girl:
He makes you covet, and you love it
How he makes you feel!
He makes you covet, and you love it
How he makes you feel!
He makes you covet, and you love it
How he makes you feel!
But it's me who get's this deal...

Boy:
Listen up crew
We're talking to you
We always knew you want us bad
We know what you like
We make you' feel right
Give insight to what we have

Girl:
You like what you see
Between him and me
And she flaunts what she's got
You covet my lady
You covet my baby
It's true maybe we show off

Both:
We know you like our bodies like we do
But can't you see, it's her/him and me, not you?

(You're the most sexiest thing!)
We don't mean to sound bombastic
(You're the most sexiest thing!)
You think that we're fantastic
(You're the most sexiest thing!)
We make you feel so hot!
(You're the most sexiest thing!)
You all want what I got!

Gangs: (You're the most sexiest thing!)
Both: We don't mean to sound bombastic
Gangs: (You're the most sexiest thing!)
Both: You think that we're fantastic
Gangs: (You're the most sexiest thing!)
Both: We make you feel so hot!
Gangs: (You're the most sexiest thing!)
Both: You all want what we got!

Both: 
We make you covet, and you love it
How we make you feel!
We make you covet, and you love it
How we make you feel!
We make you covet, and you love it
How we make you feel!
But it's us who get's this deal...


© 4pm 03/12/10, Words And Music By Jake Elliot, All Rights Reserved, (Registered with APRA)

5 comments:

  1. Quick note: This song is a satirical song.
    I do not endorse this kind of behaviour. The point of this song is to send up the desires of the world.

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  2. Well that's a very Liberal/Charismatic/Pentecostal/SpiritFilled/Conservative/Uniting/Non-denom/Fundamental Christian sentiment...?

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  3. I suggest you post a playboy centerfold next to make your point even stronger.

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  4. Please don't tell me this is supposed to be a "Christian" song or a "Christian" group that sing it. If so then I take issue with that right off the bat. Also by posting this are you simply trying to show us what this sin filled perverted world is up to or what exactly? I'm not getting it I guess. I thought I would ask any how. Thanks

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  5. After much discussion on FB with this song, I can't stress how differently I saw this playing out. While people said they saw scenes in the bedroom, my mind was seeing scenes of the stereotypical boy-girl groups coveting their friends boyfriend/girlfriend while the popular boy or girl flaunt their idolatry.

    Satire can be misinterpreted. But satire can also cause a sensation to stir up awareness and accountability. The greater the satirical comment - the more it holds a mirror up to one's conscience.

    I would have no problem singing this song with a Christian band. I wouldn't sing it in a church environment. This song is designed to show how sinful this world is. By sending up this type of behaviour and making fun of it, it is merely reflecting the idols of the world through artistic media.

    I think you guys were rebuking me. I sincerely appreciate your harsh love as I am sure that is where you might be speaking from. Art is subjective and it can be hard for an artist to know where the lines should be drawn.

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